Hello Neglect! How is everyone? What's fraaxing with all of you? Today was a momentous day. An incredible, magical day. Samich made it to the raid on time. Heck he was on before two or three other people. Kick me into a convenient bottomless pit, because this, my fair guildies, is in fact, madness. Also, we killed heroic Al'Akir, thus completing glory of the cataclysm raider.

I don't know why this was so much more of a pain than the firelands heroics. But it was. So thanks everyone for enduring it. We now have one more drake than before, and the pleasant title 'of the four winds'

This completes our raiding together in Cataclysm, thus leaving the less intellegent among us more time to go outside, where the evil sun plots all our deaths. Don't say I didn't warn you, you're all playing into the nonexistent hands of our very own real life death star! But you know, have fun!

Overall, we got  two sets of drakes, and put anyone interested in the dragonsoul glory in excellent position for when the content is easy. I regret and apologize to Sang and Pegus we did not get you deck defender. It was buggy as $%^, and I hope it's easy for you to get in the future :(  We got hack legendary daggers, and got Zak to the ;last stage of his staff. Would love to have finished the staff, but damn did we start late. Not too shabby for the time spent, folks.

Keep spreading diseases, Neglect.

-Newsmonster Lamp

So, despite being another annoying tier 11 fight, heroic Nefarian is dead. And we salute the crazy people who did the encounter on heroic without DS gear, or amazing raid stackage. Uh, I was in a big hurry when we left, forsaking even loot, so a screenshot didn't happen... But there was a tonne of fire, and deadly skeletons, it looked sort of like this?

We got the title Blackwing's Bane, which is pretty cool, but don't overthink it, it sounds kinda racist if you do.

And the hurry paid off, because we managed to get heroic conclave the same night. Only Al'Akir remains!

One boss left, Neglect!

-Newsmonster Lamp

SHADOWS OF THE DESTROYER

Hack is much less scurvy today then he was yesterday!

Because he has oranges! And now to jump off Sang's balcony.

He carefully ninjad the legendary over time, by having the cruel foresight to be our only rogue. Quad, on seeing the achievement complete asked if we all get tiny rogues now. Unfortunately, we do not, and that is actually all Quad's fault.

We also killed heroic Ultraxion! Less shiny because an extra 5% nerf today, more shiny because we had a healer dpsing. Some jerk moved us to the boat before a screenshot could be taken, but it looked kind of like this!

That's hilariously bad of him because Ultraxion can't parry!

Check the forums, Neglect, lots of relevant posts to go through this week!

-Newsmonster Lamp

We did it! ...3 weeks ago

But then we had to redo heroic Alysrazor for Sang who released.

Then Quad wasn't around for the picture.

Then everyone left superfast last week!

The moral is, heroic ascendant council really really sucks!

Does Hack have orange daggers yet Neglect? 

-Newsmonster Lamp